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So I’m at the phillies game last night. There’s a couple in the row in front of me that starts making out in the 5th, groping in the 6th, up shirt/down pants/dry humping from the 7th up until the cumback in the 9th. Pretty graphic shit. Here’s a little piece I managed to capture along the way…. No shame.

-chris

CBP is a relatively new stadium but apparently its seen its share of X-rated fans. I’ve gotten a couple emails with similar pictures/videos/stories, and also have a good friend that once banged a girl in the family bathroom during a 9th inning comeback win (COUGH *realanonymous* COUGH). So this is nothing new. But what does get me is the absolute lack of shits given to who can see them. I mean, Roy Halladay does it to all of us. I have to stop myself from beating off and/or fingering the nearest person nearly every time this cat starts. It’s damn near involuntary. But have some respect, kids. Cheap seats don’t mean you can just finger-bang your girl in front of several thousand people. At least do it in between cars in the parking lot like responsible adults.

I guess what I’m asking is: do you consider this guy slick for fingering his girl at the Phillies game? Vote 1 for smooth pimp freak and 10 for limp dick geek.
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