So Reddit had this guy claiming that this was the result of a torn peck, and my brain simply cannot force itself to accept that as truth. Everyone on the board was swapping torn pectoral war stories and patting each other on the ass like they just came back from combat. Maybe some of them did and of course we thank and salute them for their brave service to our country, but the rest of those assholes needed to stop using this as an opportunity to share The Tale Of The Steroid Bench Accident and open their eyes to the lie lying before them — this guy’s fake-ass picture. Gotta be a tattoo. Injured muscles don’t look that cool. I mean…right?
Vote 1 for Tattoo City and 10 for Real Injury The Same Thing Happened To My Boy And I Have A Very Long And Uninteresting Story About It