Jets Name Marty Mornhinweg Their Offensive Cooridator AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nj.com – The Jets are expected to name Marty Mornhinweg their offensive coordinator, according to a report from Adam Caplan of PhiladelphiaEagles.com. The Jets had Mornhinweg in for an interview late last week. He has been the Eagles offensive coordinator since 2006.
I’ll leave this one to the great Eagles philosopher EatDatPussy445.
On Marty Mornhinweg:
“You are a DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.”
On the Jets:
“Y’all some STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS for picking him up.”
On how he feels about Marty going from the Eagles to the Jets:
“Y’all can have that weak-ass motherfucker that nigga is TERRIBLE.”
Agree on all points. Too much passing. Too much tricky bullshit. HATED Googling how to spell his name all the time. This feels so good to know he’s gone (to the JETS!) and I don’t even fully understand why. All of Andy’s garbage is finally getting put on the curb.
Have fun with the ball in Mark Sanchez’s hands even more, Clancy.
PS – EDP needs to explain to all of us why 10 inches is worse.
i loled in the first 15seconds
Jets don’t have a running back, so this works out perfectly.
how was this guys heart not exploded yet?
Just preparing the runway for the eventual Michael Vick landing in NY to QB the Jets(pun not intended but intended).
Pretty excited to see Mark Sanchez throw 35 times a game. Pretty happy to be a Jets fan
cooridator eh? whats with you fucking bloggers today, talking about fucking your parents and spelling crap wrong left and right. oh wait that is everyday.
well said EDP…sounds perfect for the Jets
Mo, have you and this fat fuck EDP banged yet?
JETS. J. E. T. S.! – Jerkoffs. Everyone. Totally. Sucks. JETS! J.E.T.S.!- Cum on my picture of Fireman Ed………
So EDP, you wouldnt let him within 10 inches of ur team? Personally i wouldnt want the bro within 10,000 miles from The Steelers but hey, 10 inches 10 thousand miles, wuts the difference. Good shit, Eat Dat. Keep up the good work big boy.
Why doesn’t Prez hire EDP to work for Barstool and fire Mo? Mo’s only funny blogs are about EDP anyway.
Eagles Total Offense under Mornhinweg last 5 years: 2008 – 8th. 2009 – 11th. 2010 – 4th. 2011 – 2nd. 2012 – 17th. 3 top 10 offenses and 2 top 5 in the last 5 years. Hell of a lot better than Sparano and Schottenhimer for the Jets
I wonder if he still likes the wind
I love how he throws in the Clay Davis “sheeeeiiit” at 2:02
Spell much puddylips?