HuffpoJohn Travolta has battled rumors about his sexuality for years, but the actor is now facing more serious allegations from an anonymous male masseur who is suing him for assault and sexual battery. As TMZ is reporting, the unnamed masseur is reportedly $2 million plus punitive damages after Travolta is said to have “began rubbing the masseur’s leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis” after having stripped naked during an appointment. Not only did Travolta allegedly try to have sex with the masseur, but he is also said to have told the plantiff — identified only as “John Doe” — that he “got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ days,” and that “Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.” The lawsuit spares few details of the allegedly exchange: when the masseur says he reminded Travolta that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, the actor’s rebuttal is stated as, “Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!” The suit also describes Travolta’s genitalia as “roughly 8 inches in length” with pubic hair that was “wirey and unkempt.” Travolta, who is married to actress Kelly Preston, is said to have later apologized for his behavior. But the lawsuit also alleges he later suggested he and the masseur team up to have sex with “a Hollywood starlet in the building that wanted to have three-way sex and to be double penetrated.”

Okay so maybe John Travolta is an old gay man with fake hair, but you can’t tell me the dude isn’t a hustler. Sucked off mad old Jewish dudes to get where he is today. There were probably 30 guys who could dance better than John trying to get that Saturday Night Fever job, but John did what he had to do to make it to the top. Can’t hate on ambition.

I’ll tell you what, though: for $2 Million John Travolta can graze my scrotum right now. No questions asked. And by no questions I mean lots of questions obviously because I’m not trying to get slippery-sloped into banging John Travolta. But a grazed sack and maybe an inappropriate penis touch? For two million? Do your thing, Vincent Vega.

“Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!” Gotta love it. Catchphrase of the year.