I’m in LOVE with Jennifer Lawrence and can tolerate fat Jonah Hill (when skinny the kid’s got no shot, unless of course when he clings onto the dick of Leo), but there is no other option here than to kill it with fire. If you successfully masturbate to this thing you deserve to be deported, committed and sterilized, even though I know some of you savages are still going to take on the challenge. Godspeed.

REDEMPTION: