This is like BOSS status for ex-firemen, right? Like Danny Watkins is the Canadian fireman version of Rick Ross in his town right now. Just stunting on everybody blasting the emergency horn in his yet-to-be-released 2013 Fire Engine G6 for no damned reason. I see you big cat.

In other Eagles news: our 5’10″ 4th round pick slot CB (with a 2nd round grade) easily wins a dunk contest.