Just When I Think We’re Ready To Hand Control Over To Our Chinese Overlords, Here They Come With The Live Scorpion Kebobs
How much?
How much would someone have to pay you to completely eat one of these live scorpions on a stick? A thousand bucks? Five thousand? Ten?
Normally I imagine I could convince myself to not be a typical American pussy with foreign foods and eat whatever is placed in front of me, but there’s no way on Satan’s climate-changing earth I’d even hold one of these jawns. LIVE SCORPION KEBAB?? The fuck is wrong with these people?
Asia, Europe, Africa, and the rest can continue making fun of Americans and how we only eat McDonalnd’s and KFC and die at 37 years-old from heart failure, but I’d 100% rather have my heart explode from too many Double Down value meals than put a goddamned live albino scorpion in my mouth. Fuck China. Fuck Anthony Bordain. Where’s my Egg McMuffin?
For $1,000 would you eat a scorpion kebab?
Vote 1 for Yes and 10 for No.
(308 votes, average: 7.86 out of 10)
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Congrats Mo, I think I’m back to hating you more than I hate Neil.
How do you video this, and not take a video of someone actually eating that shit? Amateur asian hour.
Jeremy Lin needs to spend less time in China and more time on layup drills.
I went to China back in college and had one of these. You don’t eat them live they grill them in front of you so they’re dead not live. Tastes like a chicken flavored potato chip.
Ya, they grill them on an open charcoal grill. Really not too bad tasting. You can get them in virtually any Asian country.
I had ones that a dude just threw into a deep frier. Tasted like mcdonalds french fries
what the fuck is wrong with those people