Who has two thumbs and forced his mom to buy a $20 Tim Duncan Limited Edition gold foil pre-rookie card off QVC for no reason when he was a little kid?

This guy. (I’m pointing at myself with both thumbs)

To this day I have no clue why I was so adamant about mom getting me that Tim Duncan card. I didn’t even watch college basketball so I’m pretty certain I had very little idea of who he was. But, just like with Fanduel gambling, my gut was 100% right. Greatest Power Forward ever. Hell, I bet after all these years and Tim’s consistent dominance this $20 card is probably worth upwards of $25…$26 dollars right now. Big bucks.

Never change, Timmy.