Told you my boy Kobi was no fucking joke. Came in here, pretended to know who Rocky is or who the Sixers and Flyers are, and just swiped WIP’s twenty grand like it was nothing. Ate laps around the competition. Wasn’t even close.

I don’t get how the people there could even boo him — the man is a living legend. The greatest eater of our time. Joey Chesnut is good, but he lacks the coolness, mystique, and raw power of Kobayashi. And don’t even mention any of the people on stage today. This shit was over before it began.

But that’s just the wingtalk. The real story were the wingettes, the drinking, the Crab Fries at 5:45 AM, and the mechanical bull in the middle of Wells Fargo. Fucking weird as always. From the look of things it appeared that they filled most of those seats. Gluttonous food intake and drinking heavy before 6AM, that’s what Philly does.


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S/O to @BryanAGraham for most of these pics