LeSean McCoy Releases Apology Statement About That Whole Twitter Baby Mama Herpes Dick Doctor Thing
Also I’d like to extend an apology to my penis, especially. I put you in a position for a lot of your privates business to become public, penis. For that I’m forever regretful.
And to the young people who view me as a role model, remember: make sure you at least know the bum bitch’s name before hitting it raw.
“This is not who I am as a person, nor the image I ever wanted to portray of myself. It’s definitely not the example I want to set for my son.”
Whatever his name is.
“My Twitter account was not hacked.”
So…yeah I’m kind of a liar, too.
“I take full responsibility and I apologize for trying to make it seem like it was not me. Due to my bad judgment and frustration, I allowed a very personal matter to be played out on a social network, of all things.”
Usually it’s on the phone when we get into shit like that. Once it was by carrier pigeon. I was pissed off for weeks at a time.
“It was immature and unprofessional for me to do so and to encourage others to join in.”
But seriously, flood that bitch’s Mentions. She’s lied about being on birth control.
“As a parent, emotions are often magnified when there are stressful and emotional situations concerning them.”
Who’s “them”? My emotions. Even just thinking about them has ME SO GODDAMNED ANGRY.
“I take great pride in being a good father–”
You know, to Whatshisname.
“…and strive to one day be a great one. I’ve always done everything in my means to provide for my son financially, emotionally, and most importantly with my time and heart.”
But most most importantly with money and distance. Can’t spoil these kids by seeing them all the time.
“I am sick over the fact that my actions have caused pain to him and all involved.”
My penis had such a bright future…
“I have decided to handle this matter privately from here on out and I thank everyone for their continued support.”
GO BIRDS! Welcome to the pros, Chip!
What Joe Schmo would do these mean things?
His agent must have written this. I didnt think blacks could read.
Based on reading LeSean’s original twitter posts over the weekend, it appears that he has somehow learned to read and write over the last few days.
only small dick niggas are from Philly.
A white lawyer billed three hours to write that apology.
As a Duck, I love Chip Kelly, but I’m going to have a very difficult time rooting for the Eagles to succeed next season. Such an unlikeable team/city.
Not once did he defend his dick size though
Welp Mo, the best part is your delivering the translation of what it means to be a failure,irresponsible, and negligent black father that makes up 70% of the black americans
Perhaps adults shouldn’t use texting apps designed for 12 year old girls. OMG, right? #TwitterIsForFags
Paulorndorf must be like 90 years old.