So the Miami Heat didn’t want Lil Wayne courtside dressed in spandex jailbitch pants and leopard print astronaut snow boots slurping everybody in the league all weekend? I wonder why. It’s almost like 4’8″ tall 30 year-old skateboarders who kiss their adopted dads on the lips can’t get the respect they deserve anymore. Sick sad world.

As far as Bosh’s wife is concerned, though — yeah she probably had sex with Lil Wayne. But who’s impressed by that? Bragging about having sex with Chris Bosh’s wife is like bragging about having sex with John Travolta’s wife or Tom Cruise’s wife. No merit behind it. All we can hope now is that this sparks a lyrical war and get to hear MC Bostrich squawk hard on a diss track or two.