Lil Wayne: Miami Heat Banned Me From All-Star Weekend Because I Banged Chris Bosh’s Wife

So the Miami Heat didn’t want Lil Wayne courtside dressed in spandex jailbitch pants and leopard print astronaut snow boots slurping everybody in the league all weekend? I wonder why. It’s almost like 4’8″ tall 30 year-old skateboarders who kiss their adopted dads on the lips can’t get the respect they deserve anymore. Sick sad world.
As far as Bosh’s wife is concerned, though — yeah she probably had sex with Lil Wayne. But who’s impressed by that? Bragging about having sex with Chris Bosh’s wife is like bragging about having sex with John Travolta’s wife or Tom Cruise’s wife. No merit behind it. All we can hope now is that this sparks a lyrical war and get to hear MC Bostrich squawk hard on a diss track or two.

14 min and 30 second skrawny wayne…..enjoy your last 30 seconds
mo, you suck
i don’t see the correlation between travolta/cruise and bosh. is bosh gay or something?
white America doesn’t care
After last night, everyone should have had a turn on Bosh’s wife.
Fuckin Bosh got hit hard with the ugly stick, but still better looking than you Mo
Not sure I buy this. Wasn’t Lil Wayne crying on twitter not too long ago because he said the Heat threw him out his courtside seat because he was cheering for the Lakers or something? This after he said in an interview he had beef with Wade and LeBron for not coming over and saying what up during a Heat Hornets game he had courtside seats too. Players cheat on their wives and their wives cheat on the players all the time. That money grabbing toad David Stern wouldn’t care about that if he thought Lil Wayne could bring in more money. It probably has more to do with Wayne going on the pregame show fucking hammered and high off his ass on live TV with Dennis Scott either last year or the year before than a made up story about fucking the Bostrich’s wife.
black people problems
of course maurice posted this.
normally wouldn’t believe this, but literally the SAME thing happened to me
Must have went down on the set of Alien vs. Predator.
maurice you should blog for worldstar
weezy just went up a point in my book
this shit is for the steve harvey show
Hey Chris..I HAD SEX WITH KATIE TOO MAN
Lil wayne is a hack. I had sex with katie too indeed
Who are you again? Take a seat