Lingerie Football League Changed Its Name & Uniforms, So Here’s Eagles Magician/Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos’ Hot Wife In The LFL Glory Days
“This is the next step in the maturation of our now global sport. While the Lingerie Football League name has drawn great media attention allowing us to showcase the sport to millions, we have now reached a crossroad of gaining credibilty as a sport or continuing to be viewed as a gimmick. In the coming years we will further establish this sport in the US, Australia, Europe and Asia as the most known form of American football globally. In order to reach the next milestone, we feel the focus has to be the sport and our amazing athletes”, said Mitchell S. Mortaza, Founder & Chairman, Lingerie Football League, LLC.
LFL re-branding announcement also includes:
Performance wear replaces all lingerie aspects of uniform.
New design of logos removing any sexy female figures.
Redesign of shoulder pads to increase protection.
Brand tagline shifts from ‘True Fantasy Football’ to ‘Women of the Gridiron’
Ahh, December 21. The good old days. The Eagles had a football coach, the Mayan calender was incorrectly predicting the world’s end, and nobody knew what breakfast cereal Carmelo Anthony’s wife’s pussy tasted like. Things were just simpler then. It was a time when the wife of an NFL long snapper could play lingerie football in peace without the feminazi anti-boner police stepping in and covering up all the boobs.
But that was then and this is now. Now it’s 2013 and the LFL is the LEGENDS Football League and no longer has any lingerie aspects to the uniform or “sexy female figures”. Which is a complete slap in the face to all the brave pioneering men and women who put their asses on the line to make sluts playing football in lingerie a reality. It’s a sad day for football, folk. A sad day for America.