TMZA pro football coach is under fire for a locker room tirade in which he asked the players if they were “f**king retarded” … but it didn’t go down in the NFL — it happened in a female football league. TMZ has learned … the Legends Football League (formerly known as the Lingerie Football League) is investigating Seattle Mist head coach Chris Michaelson for an angry expletive-filled halftime speech delivered during last week’s matchup with the Green Bay Chill. During the rant, Michaelson went full Rutgers on this team — blasting his players for giving up a last-second TD before the half — screaming, “Are you guys just f**king retarded???” A rep for the league tells TMZ the matter is under review by the commissioner’s office … explaining, “Everything is in line as far as what is expected from a football locker room, but we don’t condone the use of the word retarded.”

Chip. Chip Kelly. Charlie Kelly. Kells. You listenin’? Check it out: you need to hire this man.

I know you’re all about reasonable conversation and civility with players and all that stuff, but you need this guy on your staff. I’m pretty sure you’re an atheist anyway so just hire him instead of a team chaplain or whatever. This is MOTIVATION. Tough love like this from Chris Michaelson (AWESOME name btw 100% should have been a pro wrestler) is the kind of stuff that turns bad players into good players and good players into greats. It may seem harsh but I bet those mentally challenged safeties didn’t let those bitches get behind them in the second half.  Michaelson was on it.

Guaranteed if Nnamdi Asomugha, Nate Allen, and Kurt Coleman had a little Chris Michaelson in their lives the Eagles would have racked up more than four wins last season.

PS – Think ESPN will cover this 24/7 like the Rutgers story?
PPS – Oh, I meant LEGENDS Football League. I guess I got confused because of everybody wearing lingerie.