croatiantimesFollowing on from the success of vending machines selling used schoolgirl knickers to perverted Japanese men, a new product has come on the market in the form of a perfume that supposedly smells like a boy’s freshly washed bottom. “The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” is a scented oil on sale now in Japan by Japanese adult goods company, Tamatoys, that caused outrage in 2002 with their “schoolgirl armpit” and “schoolgirl urine” scents. It is part of a series of themed fragrance oils and sold under the tagline, “The forbidden scent – experience that smell one more time”. In its promotional material on its website the firm says the oil “The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” is a “real anal smell bottle” that captures the “pheromone emitted from the anus of a cute boy”. Tamatoys however stresses that, “This product does not smell like anything unpleasant. It is purely the smell of the anus, a strong musky perfume smell, tinged with a pungent odour.”

That’s it. Everybody put away your studded cock rings and stuffed bear paint sex materials — the Japanese have done it. They win. They have reached the maximum level of weird sex purchases. Little boy anus scent? The competition is over.

This stuff’s gotta be like catnip to a pedophile, eh? Like if Sandusky had a bottle of this stuff in his cell his leg would start shaking and he’d be drooling all over himself bouncing off the walls like crazy. It’s probably what his cellmate uses before sex to get Jerry’s butthole nice and moist.

Okay, that was gross. But not nearly as gross as selling little boy anal oil in a bottle.  You’re disgusting, Japan.

PS – Hook me up with a bottle of Schoolgirl Armpit.