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Lock Him Up: Dad Forces 16 Year-Old Son To Bang Hefty Trash-Bag Nicaraguan Hooker To Lose His Virginity
No. That is not how you treat your flesh and blood, pops. The dude came from your balls, man — you should at least have a little bit of love and concern for his well-being. So maybe he hasn’t plowed through acres of top shelf Nicaraguan tail like you did at his age. I can’t point out Nicaragua on a map. We all have our flaws.
No goddamn way does this bring Juan any closer to becoming a macho. If the kid was a little femenino before, guaranteed he’ll be sucking off churros in the local cantina after this traumatizing fat-sperience. And maybe your son will never be as “macho” as you like and maybe churros are a Mexican food and have nothing to do with Nicaragua…none of it matters. All that matters is that you go to jail for your son’s upcoming lifetime of stretch mark flashbacks and heavy breathing phobias, do your time, and buy your son the finest prostitute córdobas can buy.
BTW:
You scored one of premium quality.
whos the worst dad? the guy getting his kid to fuck that monster of the dad who is pimping his daughters ass out of a tin hut
or*. fuck
made an account just to say good chappelle reference
I’d probably rather stay a virgin. Premium quality?
This is how I always dreamt my first time would go down.
Hand her a five dollar bill and you have change coming.
Still seems a bit steep.
I saw this video yesterday and the minute I heard how much he paid I did the exact same thing and checked the exchange rate….he overpaid for that mutant
parenting swag for days….
only reason I’m commenting on this story is that I just bought 2 prime NY strip steaks (on sale, mind you) and they charged me 5x more than what it cost for this kid to lose his v-card…after seeing the video, I feel like the steak is still a pretty good deal.
“i don’t know much about laws” should be the national motto for nicaragua
Does losing your virginity in a tin hovel to a 4 dollar whore make you a “macho?” In Nicaragua it does.
Pretty sure he’s still gonna be queer
Everything about that video just blew my mind. The fact that this was some sort of legitimate story, a teenage boy who masturbates once a month, the fact that condoms even exist in nicaragua, little rat/cats running around, 4$ fat hookers. Just staggering on all levels.
theres only one way this is ok. If the prostitute is GTA worthy, shit wasnt going down in a tin hut, and the kid wasnt being forced into it. As in the words of Chef from south park on when to have sex,”17.” “17? Chef – 17″ “so you mean 17 as long as your in love? chef – nope just 17.” “but what if your not ready at 17? chef – 17, your ready”