Looks Like Dad’s Mad
Getting scolded by el pres via email is somehow 500x worse than getting scolded by any other boss in real life. Can’t explain why. Yes, maybe I did go to the game and partied my ass off too hard afterwards…but there’s a reason for this. THE SIXERS JUST BEAT THE CELTICS’ ASSES UP AND DOWN BROAD STREET TONIGHT. Fucking Iverson was there. It was one of the most beautiful sporting events in recent memory. So instead of running home to throw up 3 sentences I had a ball in the parking lot with a couple hundred of my closest Philly peoples. My apologies to the Stoolies for leaving you hanging. Won’t happen again. Analysis tomorrow morning. If I still have any guns left in my bullets.
SIXERS IN SEVEN, MOTHERFUCKERS.
GOODNIGHT, PHILLY!
Fuck pres. Get drunk w youre philly brothers and celebrate a win. Getting drunk w the common man for the common man
Keepin’ it fuckin’ real Moe – Lou and Jrue making Pres sit on his dick wondering how 3 1/2 HOFs with homecourt blew their chance, bitching wondering how this happend…Game 7 indeed
Prez in Cali… No Renee around… Looks like you got the brunt of the loss Mo.
Like I say… Better to shit on than be shit on.
Didn’t watch because basketball SUCKS, but people were actually cheering for a bootlicking tatooed thug? Typical dumbass philly fans.
one of the most beautiful sporting events in recent history?? that was one of the most unskillful, unexciting, garbage basketball games all year. i know sixers won but if philly fans think that was a legit good game….yikes
the game itself wasn’t beautiful (for either team) but the fact that everyone and their mom was expecting boston to close out the series last night just made the win beautiful
also, voiceofreason needs to choke on a dick YESTERDAY (see, i can capitalize random words too)
This probably made me laugh more than any blog you would have writtten about the game. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.
Mo…POST THE EMAIL!!!!
post the fucking email or shut the fuck up.
Are his emails full of idiotic spelling errors, or does he only do that on slow pageview days?
Maurice if you were fired I would be happy. Send KFC over to this Philly shitblog and give Kmarko NYC back
I’ve been to Philly (what a disaster), are we even sure they have the onlines after 10pm? Aren’t there rolling blackouts to help save power? Are we even sure anyone in Philly reads barstool? Pres should remove it from Superblog to see if page views drop.
This is how I picture it going down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2v-8ctq5x4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Pres-”So you left xfinity live at 230 am?” mo – “Yea yea at 2 am. Def 2am”
Mo and Philly still run this ! Take the thrashing and stay funny and posting hot black chicks( Raquel reign).
nice attempt at trying to be funny paul, emphasis on attempt.
i never really understood why any of you clowns come to the philly site and comment on how bad it is because newsflash, all you’re doing is generating more site traffic which is a good thing. if any of you had half a brain, you’d realize that and stop coming here all together. that way if there really are only 6 other philly stoolies other than myself, making a change would be necessary. but hey, i’m actually part of the minority that thinks mo is the best blogger on barstool so keep on coming by and commenting retards
pres getting all ass hurt cause mo’s out enjoying himself while he sits at home tugging one out in pity and despair cause “GRIT AND BALLS” has to go to game 7 and his wife won’t sit on his big schnoz
Power trip Portnoy… what a fucking clown. If he gave a shit about one of his favorite teams like you he would understand. Sounds like he is building a case to fire your ass. I do it all the time, get on an employees shit for perfectly understandable situations so in a week or two I can be fed up with them and let them go. Personally I think you are pretty funny.. you were much better about 3 months ago, peaks and valleys, peaks and valleys. Start looking for a real job dude, not because you aren’t good at what you do, because Portnoy is a fucking coward and does this shit. He is gunnin for you.
Wow, forcing a Game 7 in the 2nd round is “one of the most beautiful sporting events in recent memory” in the eyes of a Philly fan? Makes me happy I’m from Title Town.
Wow, forcing a Game 7 in the 2nd round is “one of the most beautiful sporting events in recent memory” in the eyes of a Philly fan? Pathetic. Makes me happy I’m from Title Town.
glad you’ll have those memories in a few years when all the boston teams are rebuilding and eagerly anticipating what their lottery picks will be
you have a good gig.don’t fuck it up….you are on thin ice for all of the horrible guess that ass pics. Get on the stick Mo
Mo, come on man. You’re the best blogger on the site. Get a laptop and a wireless card. work up a Storify.
haha, had a good chuckle at the “any guns left in my bullets” line
”…any other boss in real life” You mean “any REAL boss in any other life.”
Ever hear of a smart phone? Type out a few sentences and submit it from your seat.