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Macaulay Culkin Looks Like He’s Doing Good For Himself
NYC – Macaulay Culkin stepped out in New York yesterday looking extremely thin and scruffy in exclusive photos obtained by ET that are likely to spark rumors about the former child star’s health. The 31-year-old star, and former lover of Mila Kunas for 8 years, is rumored to be starring in the British film Service Man — described as an uplifting military action flick — set for release in 2013.
Holy shit. Nothing says I’m making it in the biz like the Steve Buscemi with AIDS look. Fucker looks like he’s going to star in Homeless Alone: Lost In Central Park After Dark. Entire movie is about Macaulay protecting his precious 5×5 real estate under a bridge but above a warm venting sewer grate. Just him making shanks out of Christmas ornaments and blowing the Wet Bandits for coke. Movie ends when the bird lady starts sodomizing Joe Pesci with some turtle doves cause Marv stole her cans.
And am I the only one who didn’t know Kevin McCallister was banging Mila Kunis for 8 years? What the shit? Talk about using your 15 minutes of fame. I guess I’d choose the meth route too if I failed to lock up the greatest piece of ass I’d ever sniff after almost a decade of commitment.
Cricket.
it’s the wet bandits. W-E-T B-A-N-D-I-T-S
What a cracked out lookin dude. “blowing the Wet Bandits for coke” died laughing
fire marshall bill……..let me tell ya somethin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlLPogmB8M8
Ellen?
that was some funny stuff, i think i peed a little on the homeless alone
He looks like the South Bend Shovel Slayer. He murdered his whole family and half the people on the block with the snow shovel.
Gary Busey issued a statement. “Thank God I don’t look like Macaulay Culkin”
I think maurice up top killed it with that rickety cricket shit
Homeless Alone!! Zing.
cory…i just laughed for 20 seconds at my desk…people are staring
He looks like the winner of the worlds ugliest dog contest!
The entire time I was reading that, I was thinking “it’s fucking rickey cricket!” Glad me and mo think alike.
Funniest thing I’ve read from you, Mo. Well done, sir. Well fucking done.
“Movie ends when the bird lady starts sodomizing Joe Pesci with some turtle doves cause Marv stole her cans” is a very funny line
it was the sticky bandits in home alone 2 you retards
hahaha atta boy mo everyone was thinking it
Whaaaat. That is rickety fucking cricket
kevin you’re such a disease! you’re what the french call, leze competo
WOOF!