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ArbroathA New York man is suing his gym for damages after he fractured a shoulder by slipping and falling in the steam room on what he described as a “foreign white substance.” Marc Moskowitz claimed in court papers that managers at the Bally Total Fitness gym on E. 55th St. were aware that gay “cruising and lewd behaviour” is “commonplace at the steam room, sauna and locker rooms. Instead of having staffers clean the areas, Bally simply “left a hose and liquid soap” for people to clean up themselves, the papers state. As a result, Moskowitz claims, he took a tumble last August and needed surgery to repair his shoulder. Moskowitz, 66, who lives on the upper East Side, did not state in the papers how much he was seeking in damages. Moskowitz also insisted he had no idea these kinds of sexual shenanigans were going on when he joined the gym. “In fact, I didn’t know about it,” his lawyer, David Grover said. “Unless you’re involved in that lifestyle you would not know that.” Moskowitz is not gay, Grover added. “They used to have somebody at the gym who monitored this kind of activity and stopped it from happening,” the lawyer said. “A few years ago, they stopped doing this.” Buckhead’s claims run counter to the Cruising Gays City Hookup Guide website, which has this review of his gym: “There are 2 LIGHTS in the Steam Sauna. The rear light is out 1/2 the time. When it is OFF the party is ON.”

You don’t have to be a homophobe or a germaphobe to side with this man. It’s a very simple thing to ask people not to fuck while they’re at the gym. Not requesting a lot of effort on anyone’s part. “Don’t fuck in the gym.” Simple.

Yet here are hoards of gay dudes fucking in the gym, cumming all over saunas and not even having the manners to hose up afterwards. Gay sex is different than straight sex, fellas. It’s double the jizz cleanup. Hose is there for a reason. Old men are slipping on your nut and breaking their shoulders — show some “pride”. Marc Moskowitz didn’t sign up for a sauna that smells like chlorine but uses no chlorine. What happened to your gay sex monitor?  Seems like it’s the wild west nowadays.   “When the light is OFF the party is ON?”  Marc Moskowitz deserves his broken shoulder money and about $5 billion for emotional scarring.