Keira Knightley

Leighton Meester

Megan Fox

Total Number of Votes: 14675

Marry - Megan Fox
Fuck - Keira Knightley
Kill - Leighton Meester

These are all actresses that are in need of glasses or contacts and for some reason haven’t gotten Lasek surgery. The only one I could find looking hot in a pair was Megan Fox. Which is exactly why I’m marrying her: because she’s gorgeous. Don’t really see it going south anytime soon and since she’s probably plastic and fake as shit, after we divorce I could just carry around a picture of her in my wallet, tell bitches she’s dead, and get mad model chicks like George did in Seinfeld. Fucking Keira Knightley because of the British accent. Really, that’s probably the only reason. That, and I’ve never even seen Gossip Girl so the only thing I know about Leighton Meester is that she’s got a fugly name and some cute pictures on the interwebs.