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   by Comment Don't Lie on January 17, 2013 at 3:21 pm

   Kill em all.

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   by moosey on January 17, 2013 at 3:22 pm

   You are an idiot.

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   by wilburham on January 17, 2013 at 3:22 pm

   if you dont kill meninous you have issues

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   by herbie versmells on January 17, 2013 at 3:22 pm

   white people always get first pick, so you would probably just get what’s left over but thanks for your input mo

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   by moosey on January 17, 2013 at 3:24 pm

   @wilburham exactly

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   by Sir-Smoke-Alot on January 17, 2013 at 3:26 pm

   Upton’s fat. Kill her.

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   by nappygruets on January 17, 2013 at 3:26 pm

   kill the bitch with the crazy eyes

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   by Fratoholic on January 17, 2013 at 3:26 pm

   I literally have no idea why all black people like fat ass bitches. I’d rather fuck Manti’s dead girlfriend than kate upton

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   by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:27 pm

   Anal- maria
   Blowjob-kate Upton
   Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by 781kid on January 17, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Kills Stacey whoever FUCK Kate mary Maria..ALL DAY

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    by StanSitwell on January 17, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    god, looks like 3 idiotic children who were born into rich families making a scene at a fancy restaurant they have no business being in

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    by carlsweetchuck on January 17, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Terrible. Keibler’s ass is HOF material.

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by BossHogg on January 17, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    fuckshitup…that name fits.

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    by fuckshitup on January 17, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    Anal- maria
    Blowjob-kate Upton
    Etc- keibler

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    by paulorndorf on January 17, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    greeks don’t age well and the anus will eventually prolapse, and that’s just gross.
    kiebler will keep it tight until the day she dies.
    upton is a wildcard though. either she blows up to 275lbs or od’s on pills at 30.
    the latter will result in you being rich and single.

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    by dirrrtydot on January 17, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    Mo – I usually stand up for you dude. BUT YOU ARE DEAD TO ME….how could you kill Stacey Keibler? Hmm let’s see – a sloppy-titted heffer or a walking work of art who dates George Clooney? I know, it’s a tough one

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    by dwyanewadesherpes on January 17, 2013 at 3:30 pm

    Fuck em all

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    by rpw50222 on January 17, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    yo fuckshitup i agree with you but learn how not to fuckshitup

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    by valbroski on January 17, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Clooney couldn’t handle Menounos.

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    by GodsAdvised on January 17, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Marry: Keibler Fuck: Menunous (in the ass of course) Kill: Upton (she’s dumb as a box of rocks and gonna blow up in the mid section.

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    by supergrover on January 17, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    wow that is quite the trio….very hard decisions

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    by curveball on January 17, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    Awful choices. Marry Upton because she’s 20 and the other two are in their mid-30′s. Fuck Kiebler, kill Maria.

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    by curveball on January 17, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Also, “because she’s got the fatty and a steady job” is the blackest reason I’ve ever heard for wanting to marry someone.

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    by thewetbandits on January 17, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    @curveball, awful choices? i’d love to see the troll you go home to every day…or do you still live with your parents?

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    by rexneffect on January 17, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    spot on mo. i saw kiebler up close in vegas a few months back. cute face, but an absolute toothpick.

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    by TheCheat on January 18, 2013 at 10:05 am

    you obviously don’t follow maria on twitter. If you married her you would kill her.

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    by crackerasscracker on January 18, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    deez nuts

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    by crackerasscracker on January 18, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    Marry – Kiebler. I’ve been literally 5 feet from that ass. It’s not just in the HOF, it’s the trophy.
    Fuck – Maria. Because you KNOW she’s a sick sack psycho.
    Kill – Kate. I bet she just lies there. And that she’ll be a heifer in the not-too-distant future.

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