Marry Fuck Kill: Athlete Girlfriends
Katherine Webb
Lauren Tannehill
Sabrina Maserati
Marry - Katherine Webb (AJ McCarron)
Fuck - Sabrina Maserati (Blake Griffin)
Kill - Lauren Tannehill (Ryan Tannehill)
This, my brothers, is where the rubber meets the road. Or more likely where the lotion’d palm meets the penis. All of these broads are wife material, but only one can get the ring and one’s gonna end up in the grave. Marrying Katherine Webb because she looks classy as hell. She’s from the south and probably has plenty of family who wouldn’t be cool with our bi-racial mocha love, but damned if I care. Ring. Fucking Sabrina Maserati because she looks like a video chick from the early 2000′s. Back when rappers didn’t care about artistic value and just found the hottest, sluttiest looking chicks to sit on cars and pose. Blake also lives in LA — if this is the one he chose then I can trust his judgement. Finally poor Lauren Tannehill gets the kill. Love blondes but she’s yesterday’s news.
Thats not Lauren Tannehill
man, tannehill’s wife sure did triple in tit size since i last saw her. you suck mo.
Wow Mo….go file for your Obama phone and EBT. This is getting ridiculous. You need to fucking GO. How did you screw up Lauren Tannehill?!!! Good find by braska.
not Lauren…but you gotta marry LT…she’s super religious so you know she’ll never cheat on you (except with Jesus) and she’s down as hell to do the housewife thing…perfect specimen to come home to and also trust while you’re on the road and cheating with Webb
athletes girlfriends, tannehill is married, fail again moe
she has blond hair and is white…. those are the only things in common with that girl and lauren tannehill
jesus christ you are a worthless pile of dog shit mo
i can’t even imagine how terrible your lives must be if you’re this mad over mo posting the wrong pic of a chick. as if it’s never happened on barstool before. get the dicks out of your asses
Spot on mo. Webb is an all time marrying lock