Ten hours, bro? That’s impressive. That’s a full day PLUS overtime.

I gotta let you in on a little secret though, homey: if you’re not doing anything sexual at all with your girlfriend, she’s not your girlfriend. She’s your friend who cooks for you and times your masturbation. To be a girlfriend at some point your relationship has got to involve tongues or fingers or privates actually making contact with other privates. That’s in the rulebook — gay, straight, or transformer.

PS – With you on the compilations, but can’t get down with that anime stuff. Too much whining.

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