Merril Hoge is a Colossal Douchebag
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What’s up Mo?
I live in NY but I usually check out Barstool Philly a few times a week. Anyway…I know you have a hatred for Merril Hoge, so I figured you’d enjoy this. I was watching Sunday NFL Countdown and I almost choked on my Pop Tarts when I saw it. What’s up with Hogey’s tie? Maybe the producers forgot to mention that he’d be doing a segment without his jacket on? I guess the 4 or 5 inches he’s missing there to make it to his belt are up in that STUPID huge knot he’s got going on. What a
disgrace.
-Chris
Are you fucking kidding me with this tie, Merril? You’re not even trying anymore. Just looping that shit around 80 times creating sextuplet Windsor knots and embarrassing everyone on stage. It’s like you purposefully made yourself as visibly buffoonish as you sound when you talk about football. You’re like Skip Bayless minus the fame and money. If you don’t have enough tie left over to even get CLOSE to your belt, the knot is too fucking thick. Everyone else knows how to do it. Keyshawn used to dress like a pimp on vacation but he, like everyone else, knew when to let it go. Grow up, Merril.
Factor back? Suck my dick.
I actually don’t mind Hoge, even if he is a dickhead. He at least can stand up to CC and Keyshawn when they decide to talk about themselves for an entire segment.
I just cracked up at this picture. My guess is Merrill is such an insufferable asshole behind the scenes that nobody on the set bothered to tell him what a dickbag he looked like.
Hoge’s tie > Mo’s GTA’s.
It was better when Pres pointed it out a year ago. Way to keep up Mo.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/merril-hoge-and-his-gigantic-tie-knot-need-to-relax/
Retard doesnt understand the concept of getting a custom made tie long enough to allow for a knot like that without having to look like humptydumpty
Notice how no one wants to stand near him? Its gotta be so embarrassing.
I think whats going on here is that Hodge tucked his tie into his shirt. People do this when they have to do something like jog or throw a football and tehy don’t want their tie getting in the way.
pretty sure neddy bemis is correct about the tie being tucked in. Also Keyshawn is entertaining but carter is the biggest scum piece of garbage i have ever heard.
he admits the tie is short, which means its not tucked in bro
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