Miami Heat Draw Huge Cheers After Temple Practice, Receive Offers To Have Their Shit Fucked Out of Them
If the Sixers can pull off a big win tonight, I’m going to be dangerously close to convincing myself to get this Doug Collins tattoo. May not the smartest idea since the team is probably playing way past their abilities at the moment, but it may be too hard to resist. Back-to-back wins over the two best teams in the East might just have me on Google images trying to pick out the appropriate nervous Doug Collins sideline face to permanently needle into my skin.
Not so sure what the deal is with this cat yelling “get this win tonight”. Fuck you, bruh. I’d be kinda geeked to see LeBron and Wade and Bosh’s giant ostrich vagina too, but no need to jump ship on the home team for ‘em. Get a simple autograph like the construction workers did and keep it moving.
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Real classy Philly. Way to welcome the enemy army into town. You finally have a decent team and your bitches are throwing themselves at the strength and conditioning coach? REAL NICE.
What the fuck Temple? No one yells about LeBron’s mom getting herpes from Dalante? or Bosh being an over paid alien looking mother fucker? You go to college on North Broad and no one has the balls to say anything but lets get this win Dwayne. You evil delirious black magic mother fuckers. Fuck your couches
The fuck is wrong with people who can support the Heat? Cheer for those douchebags, especially in Philly? What the fuck.