I don’t think I’ve ever been as concerned for a quarterback’s health as I am with Michael Vick behind this o-line today. Probable death might be on tap with only Demetress Bell and some prayers standing between DeMarcus Ware and Michael Vick. Demetress Bell couldn’t block a sneeze if his hands were made of tissues. Ookie is in trouble.

How about this quote from Big Red, too? Literal as shit. “This is what we’re stuck with and I’m pretty sure they’ll be in the game.” OOZING WITH CONFIDENCE.