OKC fan was waving a KD jersey in the air right before the 4th quarter when a drunk Spurs fan from a row behind us walked down and grabbed it, then threw it. OKC fans obviously was pissed so he walked up and punched Spurs fan. OKC’s girlfriend got involved. Spurs fan hit OKC’s girlfriend and choked her. Cops came. Meanwhile, another Spurs fan sucker punched OKC fan. OKC’s girlfriend jumped on Spurs fan. Spurs fan No. 2′s mom then whaled on OKC’s girlfriend in the blue with Louis bag on her shoulder the whole time. Poor older lady next to sister, who I was trying to drag out of harms way, got trampled. So did my sister. Crazy. Whole place, including Thunders bench, was watching us the whole time
The Spurs really are whooping ass this postseason, huh? Tim Duncan is posterizing Ibaka, Tony Parker’s playing like the best point guard in basketball, Manu Ginobili is flopping for calls and successfully ignoring his giant bald spot — things are looking good in San Antonio. Their basketball mom fans are even KOing bitches in the stands for Christ’s sakes. Drilling fat Oklahoma ladies with uppercut rights and waiting for stadium usher Bill Russell to drag ‘em out. Love it.
On a basketball note, it looks like the Spurs took offense to Jay-Z stealing their color scheme. About to be the first 16-0 team in NBA postseason history (which would have been the 2001 Kobe/Shaq Lakers had THIS not happened).