Lakers slipped to 1-4 last night, and while most of us don’t really care that Kobe, Dwight, Metta, injured Nash, and their band of merry benchwarmers are last in the Western Conference, the consequences are hilarious. Kobe Bryant does not settle for starting 1-4. Wouldn’t be surprised if Jellybean Jr. yoked up Coach Brown in the locker room and ultimatum’d his ass.

“Determination and disappointment all rolled into one”? Nah, that’s Kobe ready to beat his coach to death with a binder full of Princeton offense plays.

PS – I feel like Peyton Manning would look at a coach the same way.