Mike Brown Got The Kobe Eye, Expect His Firing Shortly
Lakers slipped to 1-4 last night, and while most of us don’t really care that Kobe, Dwight, Metta, injured Nash, and their band of merry benchwarmers are last in the Western Conference, the consequences are hilarious. Kobe Bryant does not settle for starting 1-4. Wouldn’t be surprised if Jellybean Jr. yoked up Coach Brown in the locker room and ultimatum’d his ass.
“Determination and disappointment all rolled into one”? Nah, that’s Kobe ready to beat his coach to death with a binder full of Princeton offense plays.
PS – I feel like Peyton Manning would look at a coach the same way.
As a Pats fan, I hate P.M. but you’re wrong about him. He’s the ultimate team player.
Thats the same look the chick in CO got when she said no.
Kobe has 2 more years left. 2 more years of getting swept in the 2nd round of the playoffs then its off to Washington for the MJ-esq farewell tour.
no bigger bitch in sports. if any of the respected stars pulled this shit, Brady, Jeter, etc, they’d be crucified in the media. But this fucking punk overrated piece of shit gets away with having one of the worst attitudes in sports history
@pedro, amen brother. Stern still has two years to fix this. Maybe he can give… I mean trade, Chris Paul, James Harden and Lebron to the Lakers. Then when they win the title, Kobe can take all the credit and compare himself to MJ. As much as I despise Lebron, he’s 10 times the player Bryant will ever be.
No worries….Im sure after the game he went and ass raped a couple chicks.
As a leprechaun loyal masshole living in the land of fruits and nuts, it gets me warm and tingly all over to see the Scarecrow Metta, Tin Man Dwight, Cowardly Lion Pau, and Dorothy Nash struggling to give Princess Kobe all the help he needs.