Consider maurice firmly on the Mr. T, Michael Phelps, and Allen Iverson bandwagon: fuck practice. Practice is for losers. It’s boring and pointless. Real winners go from the gut, shoot from the hip, and use their internal mind training to achieve their goals. No need to be out taking practice shots when you’ve got the Almighty power of an American flag bandana and delicious Just For Men beard coloring fumes keeping you buzzed. PITY THAT PUCK.

IT WAS A SET UP.