NI [via] – AFTER nearly five years be­hind bars, O.J. SIMPSON’s bizarre be­havior has some of his close friends worried that the former football great has gone gay! “I don’t know what’s happened to O.J.,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “He used to be Mr. Macho – a die­hard ladies’ man. He preferred the really fine sexy blondes, but being surrounded by only men has changed him. Now O.J. has way too much interest in guys, and he likes to show off his body to the hardened felons when they exercise in the prison yard. He’s doesn’t even talk about women, just about guys. It doesn’t sound to me like he’s straight anymore!” “He couldn’t stop talking about Baltimore Ravens receiver Anquan Boldin,” noted the source. He said, ‘Anquan is my man! What a great look­ing guy!’ Clearly, he wasn’t admiring Boldin just for his football skills. He kept going on about him and some of the other players in a tone that sounded sexual to me. Incredibly, Simpson puts on a one-man show for fellow inmates when they go to exercise. “He’s like a God to the other in­mates,” said the insider. “He prances around flexing his muscles, wearing only a pair of gym shorts. Perhaps the biggest tip-off that O.J. may now be playing for the other side is his choice of prison companions, according to the source. He says the former la­dies’ man hangs out with a group of open­ly homosexual men known as “The Girls.” “He claims they flirt with him and even give him massages. Some even call him ‘DJ’ – short for ‘Daddy Juice.’ ” O.J. has used “The Girls” as his per­sonal posse for years now, added the insider.

Two things to remember about this story:

1 – It’s not true.
2 – It doesn’t matter that it’s not true.

See — OJ’s in jail. Ninety-nine percent of us (not an accurate statistic) have no idea what goes on in those Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisons except from what we’ve seen on TV. OJ could be a world-class pastry chef in there and we’d never ever be the wiser. Because of this, you have to assume that stories about what goes on in jail are fiction.

To me this feels like some 1984 Orwellian propaganda story the National Inquirer made up simply to make the masses (white people) happy. Like all that old-timey World War propaganda that our boys are fighting hard and winning all the battles. And by the way America, that good-for-nothing OJ remains locked in the clink where all the dames are fellas and the only hooch available is his own Daddy Juice!

Anquan Bolden, too? Sure obviously a guy could marvel at his strength in the slot and how he grabs those deep balls, but he’s second-tier. OJ’s DEFINITELY more of a Ray Lewis man.