Native American Crashes Anti-Immigration Rally, Curses Out Protestors
[Protestors in rear, unable to clearly hear him]
“Oh shit a real Indian! That’s awesome. They’re such a brave and noble people. Wow — he looks riled up. Probably saying something about how humans and nature are all connected as one or how his family’s casino has the loosest slots in the state. Shame what happened to them. You’d think the Redskins would’ve changed their name by now. I never supported the logo, anyway. Hey, you think he’d do a rain dance…I’m frying out here. Haha y-yeah I’m just kidding. I kid. I’m a joker. But really I’m glad he’s here to support the cause. If anybody doesn’t want more people on their land its gotta be loudmouth Chief Strollerfoot over here. Hey — let’s go get a hot dog man I’m tired of standing.”
“The trash? Shit I don’t know man just toss it there’s probably people who clean that up.”

Get that man some shiny beads stat! He deserves reperation.
sitting bull angry
This dudes off the fucking reservation
he’s probably just drunk
Where were the jokes in the blog? I’m searching but I can’t find anything.
Don’t worry, we took all his weapons away years ago. Just give him another jug of that firewater and a maybe a little mirror and he’ll be talking to himself or passed out in a corner in a little while.
enough on your opinion, i wanna know how the baby feels about this
We simple indians make life from the land, fell trees, and purchase strollers for our kin from the local walgreens
Bet he regrets that 1st Thanksgiving
heyya i need a pack o marlboro hey ya oh hey ya
ya know Mo I stick up for you a lot and frequently give you the benefit of the doubt but the angle you’ve taken on this article is absolutely terrible and the farthest thing from funny. You have to have the ability to realize that this shit just isn’t funny, so just change it. There’s nothing wrong with rewriting a blog a few times before posting it, in fact thats a good thing!
Since when did Mo become the new Neil?
I was born in springfield… I dont know what this guy is talking about.
Man the Neanderthals are pissed that this guy can speak up…