Hopefully not ALL wetness, if you know what I mean. (I mean vaginas).

Tremendous work, Science. Sure we featured a similar substance a while ago that was keeping chocolate syrup off of white canvas sneakers, but this stuff looks like the truth. Houses, clothing, electronics — if every cell phone isn’t dunked in this anti-water cloak before being packaged you’ll know it’s a scam by Apple to keep you buying new iPhones.