No Big Deal But Science Just Ended Wetness Forever
Hopefully not ALL wetness, if you know what I mean. (I mean vaginas).
Tremendous work, Science. Sure we featured a similar substance a while ago that was keeping chocolate syrup off of white canvas sneakers, but this stuff looks like the truth. Houses, clothing, electronics — if every cell phone isn’t dunked in this anti-water cloak before being packaged you’ll know it’s a scam by Apple to keep you buying new iPhones.
you end wetness when bitches look at you
my wife has had this issue for awhile, this isnt new
Hopefully I can put this on my bed sheets because this broad Ive been messing around with squirts harder than the water show at the Bellagio
cornelius for the win.
Great, now my tube sock is going to resemble a test tube.
mo is a virgin. i’ve never been more certain of something in my life.
Very cool product….good post maurice
It has to be the same technology as Marty’s jacket in back to the future 2.
Yeah Mo I like thechive too.
I’m sure this gives us cancer
Rubber’s worst nightmare.
i wouldnt mind blowing my load in a chick and then coming out perfectly dry
id like to see that try to keep the shit streaks off the bottom of the bowl after i dominate a few angry whoppers.
Mo, my dog farts so loud that he wakes himself up scarred and then pisses on himself. do you think this stuff is pet safe?
That…Wasss……………….Awwwwwwwesommmmmeeee
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty”
Just ended wetness?? This technology has been around for years…dumbass writer…maybe if you paid more attention to science you would know what nanotech is
yeah mr white! yeah science!
Wait. i like wet pussy?
20-1 it causes birth defects
right, but how does it hold up to semen?
pretty sure we read this last week
has anyone ever seen Mo and J.A. Adande in the same place at the same time?
That’s great. You can jump into muddy puddles and your boots will look clean…but light a match near this shit and you’ll blow yourself to pieces.
At some point this product will be featured in a Pornhub cumpilation video. You heard it here first. Can’t wait.