Joey was discovered three days later on a farm wearing nothing but Wigwam socks and sucking milk from an udder.

Look at Joey go. Sure he looks like the most flamboyant contestant in an early 90′s vogue-off, but in his mind right now he’s having sex with a million seeds from the tree of souls on sexy ultraviolet Pandora. The most incredible experience of his life that in reality was a molly-induced freakout that should have landed him in the hospital.

Keep rollin, Joey!