Conservative, liberal, apathetic — doesn’t matter. Joe Biden is a hilarious mess of a Vice President to watch. I’m not saying that as a hater or just because others have in the past, I’m saying that as someone who has seen Biden act every bit as ridiculous as his Onion caricature makes you believe. One day he’s giving an impassioned speech to a bunch of veterans, the next he’s falling asleep during Presidential events. And I STILL can’t believe the American public is letting this man go four years without properly clowning him on this hair plugs. THAT’S NOT HIS REAL HAIR, FOLKS.

“Joe, c’mon, let’s go.”

Did you see how happy Joe was? Dude’s tail was wagging like crazy.