Of Course R. Kelly Hit A Game-Winning Half-Court Shot At 5AM At Jamie Foxx’s House After The BET Awards
there’s a 50 year-old man in a Hellraiser jacket singing sex songs he wrote about banging 14 year-olds. everybody stand up and cheer.
— maurice (@tallmaurice) July 1, 2013
It’s amazing to see how competitive this game was considering it was at 5 in the morning after they’ve been drinking and peeing on girls since like 7pm the previous night. Suppose that’s the reason why these guys are professionals. Calling out screens? On the last possession of a 5 AM basketball game when your hangover has already crept back and the sun is starting to rise? That’s dedication.
Jacking up from half court? The Pied Piper has no conscience.