Gotta hand it to the creative minds over at Durex, they’re always coming up with clever new ways to push rubbers to the public. Oh, wait, did I say “clever”? I meant “boring”.

C’mon Durex companies have been using the strong sexual innuendo to sell condoms since AIDS started and scared everybody into using condoms. Time for a new shtick. Maybe have gross old lady nuns putting Durex condoms on zucchinis or a guy named Dick in a dildo costume telling us that Trojan condoms are for the gays. Something new and edgy that’s not fake-80′s oh-look-shes-got-nut-on-her-face edgy. Pretty sure I just gave you two multi-million dollar ideas right there. Clean it up, advertisers.