Oh, That’s Right, I Did Win $300 In Our FanDuel NHL Tourney Last Week
“I could be playing fantasy dressage and I’d be picking winning dancing ponies and collecting cash like a WASPy vet. You either got it or you don’t.”
Extra big shoutout to JVR. Came up big when I needed you to, bro. Nice job sticking it to the Flyers and sticking a few extra hunned in my pocket in the same week.
Don’t be shocked because the black guy beat you at fantasy hockey. This has nothing to do with the color of my skin and everything to do with my supreme fantasy insight. Maybe I’ll release some instructional DVDs one day.
NEW FANDUEL CONTEST TONIGHT. Rules:
1. $4000 in prizes, $800 for first
2. 178 spots, prizes down to 17th place
3. $25 to join, up to five entries allowed
4. Starts on Friday at 7pm EST
This is why I hate black people. way to be a good sport bro. Keep rockin that pdiddy gif wit flava
More importantly way to root on JVR beating the hometown team, Dick. JVR is the biggest pussy the flyers have ever drafted in the 1st round. “Coach cut my minutes? I’ll mope about it and fake injury.” ~The JVR System. Good Riddance. New Mo Low. Rooting for Toronto’s newest pussy at a direct cost to Philly.
we know it has nothing to do with your skin color, you know jack shit about basketball and that sport is blacker than the employee manifesto at the Philly airport
You mad ferrarimn7? JVR shitting all over your team for the Leafs is amazing.
I’m not mad, I got a stud defenseman out of it and you got a guy who can’t stay healthy or handle pressure, time will tell my friend, time will tell.