Honestly not sure how many times I have to tell you people that I’m a fantasy sports super genius before you start drinking my Kool-Aid. And I mean that with zero sexual innuendo. Last season I was by far the biggest winner at Barstool when it came to football, and as I said I would I continued my dominance right into the NHL season. I quote myself from last week:

“I could be playing fantasy dressage and I’d be picking winning dancing ponies and collecting cash like a WASPy vet. You either got it or you don’t.”

Extra big shoutout to JVR. Came up big when I needed you to, bro. Nice job sticking it to the Flyers and sticking a few extra hunned in my pocket in the same week.

Don’t be shocked because the black guy beat you at fantasy hockey. This has nothing to do with the color of my skin and everything to do with my supreme fantasy insight. Maybe I’ll release some instructional DVDs one day.

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