All day on the internet I see blogs posting this video in awe of this guys bravery and skill. C’mon, internet. Dude had a special suit and like 50 football fields of cardboard boxes. You want bravery and skill? How about that guy with no hands rolling a blunt in a laundromat in broad day. THAT’S bravery and skill. Johnny Wingsuit Boxes is just a crash dummy.

I have an idea: how about I become the first man to survive a head-on semi truck collision. Only instead of a humongous vehicle made of multiple tons of jagged metal, let’s just make the whole thing out of cardboard boxes. Such bravery!  Such skill!