So this shelter wants me to adopt a cat that’s the equivalent of a 600lb person? Yeah, nice try animal shelter. Not gonna fall for that shit. The family that’s dumb enough to take this fat pussy into their home better be ready to have the ‘death talk’ with their kids in four months when this mammoth food slut spazzes out for 20 minutes then dies with its eyes open on the living room carpet. Because that’s exactly what’s gonna happen.
“Daddy, how come Buster’s not blinking?” Have fun with that, adoptive family.