People In Tanzania Killing and Eating Albinos Because Obviously Their Body Parts Can Cure Diseases And Make You Rich
As wrong as it sounds — none of us actually know for sure whether or not these witch doctors are right. To my knowledge none of us have experience as a Tanzanian cannibal fishermen nor have any of us dined on the pale flesh of an African albino before going out for the morning’s catch. Not saying I personally condone eating other humans to gain their strength, just saying this probably needs a bit more research before we make any final conclusions. Who knows? Five years from now doctors could be telling us to rub albino blood on our junk to keep the AIDS away.
Gotta wonder too if ever regular-ass white people get kidnapped and eaten by someone mistaking them for an albino. No doubt it’s terrifying out there as a Caucasian knowing folks with pale skin are getting boned and de-boned because of some witchcraft mum-jumbo. Hell, as a light skinned black guy I won’t be caught dead anywhere near Tanzania now, and I don’t even have freaky nappy-blonde albino hair. Ain’t gonna be tying my severed kneecaps to your fishnet for good luck. Fuck THAT.
Quick: would you rather be morbidly obese or an albino?
Vote 1 for Morbidly Superfat and 10 for UV Rays = Death.