Philly Fans — totally classless animals. Cheering as a guy is down leaking blood all over the ice after a piece of speeding frozen rubber bashes him in the face. And for what? Because he’s talented and feminine? Shameful fan base, Philly.

Don’t know why so many of you would travel to Long Island of all places and wear Islanders jerseys while Tom Sesito is busy beating the Lighting at the Well, but that’s the only explanation I can think of as to why there were so many cheers. Real New Yorkers couldn’t possibly behave this way. HAD to be Philly fans in disguise.

Besides, it’s not like the strategy worked anyway. The ESPN writeup of the game only acknologes the injury cheering for like five words. Gotta try harder than that, Philadelphia. Reputations aren’t dissolved overnight.