Philly Ranks 34th On Smuttiest Cities List, Still Twice As Smutty As New York and Boston
menshealth – We peered through a statistical peephole to tabulate the following criteria: the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (AdultDVDEmpire.com); adult entertainment stores per city (StorErotica.net); rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap). Not only were Orlando folks the randiest residents, but Florida was also the most salacious state.
Where you at, New York and Boston? I’m over here thinking New York City is filled with debauchery, sex shops, and constantly horny flaming gays, and you frauds can’t even crack the top 75. PITTSBURGH is smuttier than you, and they don’t even allow women under 250lbs to enter that city. And Boston, I figured the Barstool Sports name alone would boost you up the Smut charts. Guess I figured wrong. Just two loudmouth smut shit-talkers without the dildo shops and porn Googling to back it up.
I do have a slight beef with these rankings, though. Searching for porn on Google isn’t the best way to determine who is really abusing internet smut. Real pros aren’t Googling their porn, they know EXACTLY where to do already. They’re already well-versed in Pornhub, Redtube, and all of their pussy-pounding subsidiaries. Googling “titties” is a rookie move that’s gonna produce minimal desired outcome. C’mon, Men’s Health. Ya’ll should know better.
Considering all the tub and tugs in Providence operating openly and the dirty whore friction fest strip clubs, I am not shocked they ranked so high.
Orlando is fucking nasty. Besides the clean sanitary family theme parks, everything else is a filthy whore fest.
I wouldnt make a blip on these people rankings I have links to my 100 favarite videos stored in a word file on my comp.’
Word file entilted 2004 history paper on the pope
and who is 33rd? suck it
#Flyers1975
See here’s the difference between Boston, New York, and Scumadelphia. You’re actually proud of this, sarcasm aside, you really sincerely are Mo, Not only is your city a dump, FULL of deformed, inept, crack heads and losers, but you’re not even a legitimate sports town, or a legitimate city what-so-ever, you haven’t been since they moved the nations capital to D.C. (for good reason, philly is a fucking dump). Now. The reason men in Boston and NYC aren’t “smuttier” then you or on porn sites all day is because of a simple fact: Men in Boston and New York are too busy ACTUALLY getting laid. instead of making love to their own hands. Fucking retard.
I guess Orlando is the happiest place on Earth
Way to go, North Carolina! Two of the top five! Give yourself a hand.
@k1dd0 Nice to meet you, Mayor of Public Relations for New York City and Boston. Believe this guy? What a fucking dolt.
k1dd0, learn how to make an argumentative anti-philly comment on this board like the rest of the haters…you have no hate game. sweeping, unprovable generalizations and always/never statements? Juvenile comments about not being a legitimate city or resorting to historical facts to make an obscure argument? some retarded comment connecting getting laid vs. jerking off to physical location? what are you 12? or are you just ‘slow.’ cuz if you’re just slow, GOOD JOB. YOU ARE VERY FUNNY. YOU MADE A POST ALL BY YOURSELF!!
What the fuck is going on in Anchorage Alaska that lands the #9 spot?
k1dd0, wow….bash philly in a sports related article or something where it makes sense, this was clearly a joke blog about a moronic study…its laughable that you just say “sarcasm aside” on a completely sarcastic blog and get super defensive about this subject. This is a dumb study and a dumb blog and MO is making a dumb joke, but your totally right bro men get so much more pussy in NY and Boston, high five!
relax kiddo, if you throw those beantown suburbs of providence and manchester in there, your still respectable.
Well said dmz but no wonder kiddos a hater, his mommy in all those pornos.
Well said dmz but no wonder kiddos a hater, his mommy’s in all those pornos.
Orlando!! Get on our level you prudes!!
Hilarious that my hometown Manchester, NH is on the list