Photo: Hipster Penguins Fan Makes Flyers Loss Even Harder To Swallow

Hey Mo,
As if the loss to the Penguins tonight wasn’t bad enough I had to be near this asshole.
-Doug
Visual evidence that hockey fans are hipsters. Scarf? Check. Ridiculous antique facial hair? Check. Rooting for the opposite team as everyone else? Triple check. We got a hockey hipster, alright.
Wonder what’s going through his organic little mind. Probably something to do with the specialty bitters he ordered off of that whiskey blog or if the Philly fans are keying dicks into his Nissan Leaf again. Don’t worry little buddy, I’m sure your vagina mobile is perfectly safe. This isn’t California.
PS – Hey black Flyers fan chick who I hope is over 18.

Maurice finally makes a post about sports. Oh wait this post had nothing to do with sports and of course he had to rep being black.
Rooting for the opposite team as everyone else makes you a hipster. Right. Or, perhaps he traveled from Pittsburgh to Philly to watch his hometown team. Nah that’s out of the question that’s an absurd distance to travel.
I’d rather be a hipster Philly fan than a shitbag Philly Flyers fan. The Flyers are perennially overrated, Giroux is overrated, your whole defense and goalies suck, and you’ll all die before they win another Cup.
Go throw snowballs at Santa you obnoxious fucking inbreds.
PS- Eagles SUCK
and youre ignoring the fact the dude in front of him is most likely a flyers fan and has a mustache too. mo you arent winning today
I’m a Bruins fan. An asshole like that would NEVER make it in the Garden…
why’s Mac Miller in Flyers gear?
Scott Hartnell should have been aborted.
“organic little mind” – i actually like that. nothing else in this picture or blog even remotely makes sense
I think that’s Tobias from Arrested Development
Real question: Why is James Neal not internationally recognized as the Biggest Bitch in the league?
hey mo, i could totally see you being a black friend of mine. just saying
I’m a Bruins fan. An asshole like that would NEVER make it in the Garden…NEVAHHH!
PS lol at The Flyers….they suck
crosbysbrain should of been swallowed!!!!
has Giroux stopped crying yet?
Have you guys seen what’s at the bottom of the Atlantic? It’s not the Titanic…