Go ahead. Whip it out and showcase it proudly. One of the most sought-after football minds in the world has decided to fuck over his old employer and join your favorite team. After 14 years of Andy Reid, you should feel no shame in being happy.

There will be plenty of haters out there with CFL coaches or Jason Garrett leading their team or with memories of Nick Saban and Steve Spurrier in their minds who wanna do nothing but throw bucket after bucket of cold water on your Chip Kelly boner, but don’t let them. It’s your boner and you’ve suffered long so enjoy it. We’re going to see plays we’ve never seen before. Fuck that shift into split backs shovel pass play we’ve seen every year for the last decade. We now have a world-class innovator at the helm who has done more with less talent than any coach in recent memory.

“Oh, but college coaches don’t succeed in the NFL.”

Tell that to the last two Pac-12 coaches to come out, Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll.

Look — nothing’s going to be easy. Hiring Chip Kelly doesn’t automatically mean Nick Foles is better than RGIII. But what it does mean the team is moving in the right direction and still has the ability to get their guy. It also means that we have someone who will truly understand how to maximize the talent and speed the Eagles have on the offensive side of the ball.  It means that the Birds are going to make opposing defenses puke like 11 McNabb’s on the field just trying to keep up with our pace.  Chip Kelly as our coach is a good thing, especially when you consider that Jeff Lurie and Howie Roseman interviewed EVERYBODY ELSE in the league.  They know for sure.  This is the guy.

Make Lovie the defensive coordinator and let’s get this reverse Remember The Titans crew rolling.