Probably Wasn’t A Good Idea To Do A Bunch Of Molly Before Her Friend’s Wedding Reception
Homegirl is rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling like Limp Bizkit circa 2000. No sober person can attack a dance floor with that level of unbridled passion. This is the work of drugs. And what a tremendous job they’ve done.
Fuck you, coordination. You’re not the boss of her. Always-the-bridesmaid has had enough of this sidelines bullshit and is finally stepping into her rightful place in the center of the dance floor. Red dress, dance moves from MTV’s The Grind, and a blood stream teeming with mephedrone is all it’ll take for Ms. Party Time USA to finally land her husband. Shake that fupa!
PS – Having the ‘Ice Ice Baby’ remix played at your reception 100% means your marriage won’t last.
it’s like a full-bodied dry heave
When’s the baby due?
Black and purple dress could get it
White people have to dance somehow right?
@burger these people are not white. no “white hispanic” is not an actual race. it’s just a bubble for self-hating hispanics to check on standardized tests.
“Fuck you, coordination. You’re not the boss of her.” is the best thing i’ve heard since the Romney concession speech.
She’s the suburban, American chick version of Techno Viking.
Why is everyone dancing alone?
Kenny Fuckin’ Powers moves right there
Her date was just hanging back, biding his time, waiting for showtime
gillllyyy…
i like the proverbial dress boob hike at 0:28… no strapless wedding dance would be complete without it
PS of the year, first thought was ‘who the hell plays that at their wedding’.