Pussification Of America Continues: Unsportsmanlike Penalty For Scoring Too Many Goals
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Mo,
My boy works at Ice Line in WC keeping score to make some extra cash and i decided to tag along one day and watch some hockey. Anyway, im goin through some papers and found these rules while he was keeping score.
Check this rule out:
“Any player that scores more than (3) goals in one game will receive a minor penalty for Unsportsmanlike Conduct for each goal scored above (3) per game.”
Getting a penalty for trying to score as many goals as you can?? Pussification at its finest if you ask me. I probably shouldn’t be surprised since these pussification stories are popping up all over the place, but I thought i would show you this one.
Viva la Stool,
EA
This follows the flow of your average “Pussification” blog, but the more and more we see reports like this the more we should be worried as a society. Winning equals winning. Winning always has, does, and always will equal winning. Only a screwed-up backwards culture on the verge of collapse would make winning equal losing. EA’s discovery should put the fear in us all.
Being too good at something was never a punishable offense until feelings got in the way. And you know who changes rules based on “feelings”? Pussies. And pussies are in line to ruin everything that has made this country great. Greatness and winning can either be predetermined or achieved, just as failure and losing can be. If you’re born with a 12″ dick, a 200 IQ, & into a rich family — congratulations you’ve already won without trying. Doesn’t mean America should be able to chop off half your dick, steal your money, and force you to watch Catfish until you’re retarded. Just means you’re fortunate. Same thing goes for people born under crappier circumstances.
You wanna be jealous of the guy who can score a billion goals or hate him for his success, fine. It’s a free country and you’re free to hate who you want. But penalizing GREATNESS and WINNING to protect the feelings of ADULTS without the talent or drive to reach that level? That’s backwards like Kriss Kross with their clothes frontwards. You think the Chinese would ever allow people to be penalized for being too good at something? Hell no. There are kids there who lose out on life just for being porn without a penis.
It’s time for America to get a grip on things. If you punish greatness all that we’ll be left with are wealthy people who are fiscally above the rules and drooling Idiocracy-level morons. Which I guess is what we all want in the end.
PS – Only a 1 1/2 minute minor? Nothing more badass than scoring and getting thrown in the box over and over.
“And you know who changes rules based on ‘feelings’? Pussies.”
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also known as “Liberals.”
I dont know, porn without a penis is pretty good
“2 minutes, well worth it”
we’re just going to pretend we dont see the no slapshots rule too? the only time you play no slapshots is at charity games.
Pres is posting 100 videos. I’m suprised mo put up anything since he’s black
When I played little league baseball, there was this one pitcher who pitched really hard, but wild. One kid cried cause he didnt want to go to the plate against the pitcher. The crowd have the batter a round of applause even though he whimpered back to the dug out. That, my friend, is pussification.
Mo working on Kwanzaa, I smell lawsiut.
This is absurd.. What age level is this for?
Our society has become so concerned with protecting kids’ self-esteem that we’re just raising a generation of fantasyland douches.
This seems like a beer league no? If so no problem with this rule, its just like a handicap in golf or bowling to keep the games competitive. Where does it say that this is a high school league where, say, scholarships are on the line?
Not to sound like a tool, but this seems fake to me. Directly above the rule in question, there’s a rule concerning situations where a team is losing by 5 goals or more. The “Mercy Rule/Running Clock”. If this league was so concerned with no team scoring more than 3 goals, isn’t it counter productive to have a Mercy Rule that’s capped at 5 goals? Methinks I Smell BS.
adam banks laughs at this.
Just to clarify, these rules are for Mites (age 8 and under). I used to scorekeep at IceLine, and I recognize the no slapshot rule and 1.5 minute penalties from doing Mite games. However, the 3+ goal penalty rule must be new because I’ve never seen it before and, yes, it is complete bullshit.
@puttinondafoil Dont worry, you don’t come off like a tool, only a dumbass with no reading comprehension skills
EA blunts is that you???