Quite Possibly The Deadliest Nutshot In The History Of Nutshots
Now I know less than 0 about soccer, and would personally drink a gallon of Magic Johnson blood before I am forced to watch Turkish soccer on a regular basis, but apparently the guy receiving the blow to the boys was making racist comments awhile back. He probably deserved the kick in the dick from the dark knight there. So I guess Seal knew what he was doing with that misfire. But whatever, no need to be a dramatic bitchtits and react like the love of your life died in a movie. 99% of pain that is inflicted on the soccer field is nothing that 5 minutes and a couple orange slices won’t cure.

seal. hah. nice call.
speaking of a gallon of blood, thats what this guy is pissing for the next 48 hours
He’s fakin’ it.
Isn’t kicking balls what soccer is all about?
I guess ole no balls got banned for two games for dropping some n-bombs on the kicker in the first match, justice was completed in their second match of the season.
i felt that one deep down in my plums
Perfect modified fencing response.
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what? Got tired of the Hans Moleman vid?
hey smitty, try not making every single line of your blogs into hilarious one-liners. most of them suck, and the occasional good one gets smothered by the other poor attempts. 5 minutes and a couple orange slices was hilarious, but i was already annoyed by you calling the guy a dark knight and then seal in the span of 4 words
Nice seal refrence