#rappersinmovietitles: The Definitive Top Ten Names
Over the weekend I posted a blog asking all of you to give me your best possible Fantasy sports team name featuring a rapper in a movie title. Two days and 130-something comments later, I’m finally ready to crush all of your dreams and put together an official top ten names list. This list will include names that the guys from my league as well as myself have thought of, because if we’re gonna make a list we might as well be honest here. This isn’t a pat-on-the-back party, it’s a very serious party where we try to figure out how to best fit Tupac Shakur’s name into a movie sequel. In the words of the great Budweisington Light, Here We Go:
Honorable Mentions:
Old Dirty Inglorious Basterds
He’s Just Not That Into U-God
Horton Hears a Whodini
Three Men and a Big Baby Jesus
A Rakim For A Dream
The Bride of Chuck D
Dances With Yelawolves
Digital Undergroundhog’s Day
The Lauren Hills Have Eyes
Me, Myself, and I-20
Texas Trey Songz Massacre
Top Ten:
10 - Slumdog Chamillionaire
9 – Don’t Tell Mims the Babysitter’s Dead
8 – Xzibit Through the Gift Shop
7 - Drakes on a Plane
6 - Chingy Chingy Bang Bang
5 - Glengarry Rick Ross
4 - Da Bratatouille
3 - Waka Flocka and the Chocolate Factory
2 - The Girl With The Drag-On Tattoo
1 - Crocodile Bun-B
Had to discount all of the “Tupacalypse Now” and “Tupacalypto” names for the simple fact that Pac had an album called ’2Pacalypse Now’. So that’s as close to cheating as you can get. There are some funny ones that still didn’t make either list out there, so credit to everyone who put thought into this.
This list doesn’t mean it’s over. If you think of one (there’s a ton of movies/rappers that I can’t come up with one for), then tweet at the #rappersinmovietitles hashtag.

what an awful list. literally half the top 10 could have come from the comments i had friday. what a disappointment
TKOtkobarstool
Mac Miller’s Crossing
Public Enemies
Patch Sam Adams
J Out Cole
Grandmaster Crash
Nelly Wonka and the Murph Lee Factory
Sugarhill Gangs of New York
The Dre After tomorrow. All quiet on the Kanye Western Front. Miss Congeniality: Armed and Fabolous. Puff Daddy Day Care. Major League: Back to the Fort Minors. Alright those suck, harder than I thought. but the Miss congeniality one is kinda hilarious
Your HM and top 10 is a fucking joke. Black Thought Down, The Karate Kid Cudi, Coolio Brother Where Art Thou, Busta Rhymes at Ridgemont High, Plains, T-Pains, and Automobiles, Lil Wayne’s World, The Eminempire Strikes Back should have been in before #5, 4, 2, or 1.
50 Cent of a Woman, Freeway Willy, and Hova the Top all got robbed. It’s bush league Mo..,
Mos Definitely, Maybe.
A Tribe Called Galaxy Quest
Method Man on a Ledge
DMXxX: State of the Union
The Fresh Prince of Persia
Mobb Deep Blue Sea
Notorious B.I.G. Lebowski
Outkast Away
(I’m on adderall. Instead of studying I spend the last half hour thinking of these goddam retarded names)
Alexbrovechkin with Busta Rhymes at Ridgemont High FTW
The Ol’ Dirty Dozen
Tupac ‘n’ Load.
Anyone remember the movie Lock ‘n’ Load?
Puffy: The Magic Drag-On
NICE! got #5! STARTING DEFENSE, BABY! PLACE AT THE TABLE! but i am a little disappointed that Bring It Onyx didn’t get on here. Nothing was beating Crocodile Bun-B though. Gold, Jerry, gold.
Get Rich Or Addai Trying
NEW JACK DIDDY
Back to the Odd Future
The Page Master P.
A Kris-Krossmas Story
It’s a J-Kwonderful Life
Old Yelawolf
To Kill a Mocking Birdman
Jay-Z and Silent B.o.B Strike Back OHHH DOUBLE WHAMMY
1. N.W.A-Team
2. Baha Men In Black
3. Men in Shaq
4. Nate Doggs go To Heaven
5.Jadakiss Of The Dragon
6.sug Nite at the Museum
7.solja Boyz in the Hood
8.Trick Daddy Daycare
9.dj kool runnings
10.B.O.Bee Movie
11.Timbaland before time
12.Outkast Away
13.Dmx-Men
14.Rev Run Away Bride
15.Last Gym Class Hero
matisyahu framed roger rabbit
d.m.xtrodinary league of gentlemen