#rappersinmovietitles: The Search For the Perfect Fantasy Team Name
Brought this up on the Barstool Philly Facebook but I’m sure the Stoolie commenters can do even better. Here’s some background: my new fantasy baseball league is requiring everyone’s team name be some combination of a movie title and a rappers name. Now normally I wouldn’t even bring it up, but this theme is so good its literally been keeping me up at night — making me blind myself in the dark with my cell phone trying to text good ones to myself. Some examples in the league right now:
“Mos Definitely, Maybe”
“The Girl With The Drag-On Tattoo”
“Throw Momma From The T-Pain”
“Don’t Tell Mims The Babysitter’s Dead”
“Texas Trey Songz Massacre”
“Waka Flocka and the Chocolate Factory”
And I’m currently I’m deciding between “Drakes on a Plane”, “Black Thought Down”, and “Coolio Brother Where Art Thou?”
Facebook came with some winners, too: “Weezy Rider”, “The Karate Kid Cudi”, “Too Short Circuit”, “Old Dirty Inglorious Basterds”, “Xzibit Through the Gift Shop”, etc. But I think we can still do better. The choices are near infinite. You guys think you’re funny, right? Time to prove it.
What you got?
And if you’re tweeting, use the hashtag #rappersinmovietitles. Maybe we can get it trending.


teenage mutant ninja 2pacs
The Wiz Khalifa of Oz
Andre 3000 leagues under the sea…. Malik Bees… Missing Sarah Marshall Mathers… Big Pun in Little China… The Gangstars of New York… rage against the machinest.
Andre 3000 leagues under the sea…. Malik Bees… Missing Sarah Marshall Mathers… Big Pun in Little China… The Gangstars of New York… rage against the machinest.
Puss in Boots Camp Clik
The Wizard of AZ
what about biggie?
theres something about method man
Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Fran Sisqo
mo… without a doubt you gotta use waka flocka and the chocolate factory. drakes on a plane isnt a bad one either.
that being said, heres my lame idea… crouching tyga hidden drag-on
Jurassic 5 Park
CaddyShaq
somebody just emailed me “Crocodile Bun B”.
Dialated People under the stairs.
The Cincinatti KidRock
Lost Boyz in the Hood
Star Treks : Errand Carter of Mercy
Coolio Hand Luke
The Dre After Tomorrow, Wild Wild Kanye West
Look Who’s Talking 2-pac
Criss Crossroads
method man on wire
A-toneloc-ment (Atonement)
Slumdog Chamillionaire
Cee Lo Green Street Hooligans
Behind Public Enemy Lines
E-40-year-Old Virgin
Kriss Crossroads
Busta Rhymes at Ridgemont High.
damnit Crocodile Bun-B wins
The Black Suge Knight
Last house of pain on the left
the legend of naggar vance
slumdog chamillionare
Snoop Doggtown and Jay-Z Boys, Boys to Men in the Hood, The Fresh Prince of Persia, A Bridge to Pharrell. Terminator Tupac, Die Hard Tupac, We Were Soulja Boy, Fievel Goes Kanye West, Lil’ Jon Q, Ice “Cube”.
Reservoir Snoop Doggs, Black Drake Moan, Vanilla Ice Sky
Ruff Ryders of the Lost Ark
Slumdog Chamillionaire
What about B.o.B.?
WALL-E-40
Mobb Deep Blue Sea
Where the Wale Things Are
Bone Alone, Bone Alone 2, Suge Knight at the Museum, Tupacalypse Now
Mobb Deep Blue Sea, Young Uncle Buck
Tupacalypto
I forgot that was his first album… thought I was being clever. 2Chainz, Planes and Automobiles.
Planes, T-Pains, and Automobiles
GoodieFellas
The BeatleJuice Crew
Puff Daddy Daycare
LL Cool J Runnings
The Legend of Drunken Master P
Free Wale, Ghostface Killah of Girlfriends Past, Teen Yelawolf,
Public Enemy of the State, There’s Something About Mary J Blige
Lil Wayne’s World
Meet Joe Budden, Back to the Odd Future
Will.I.Am Legend, Da Bratatouile. The best part of these would be photoshopping a poster for your team.
Mike Jones and the Temple of Doom
Horton Hears a Whodini
Momma M.I.A.
Mos Defiance
The Hunt for RedMan October
Public Enemy of the State
Silk the shocker, Xzibit A, Ja Rules of Attraction
The Big L-Bowski
Jadakiss the girls
There’s so many of these. a bunch of good ones but the only way to measure the best is which one makes you laugh out loud the quickest when you read it. and for some reason for me that one is “there’s something about method man”.
Curtis Jackson and the lightning theif
One Jay-Z Summer
Point Drake
Citizen Big Daddy Kane
Bring It Onyx
Slumdog Chamillionaire, Fievel Goes Kanye West, and What About BoB have been my favorites so far… Really good suggestions. Mo, every now and then, you stumble upon a good idea… Keep it up
Singin in the Gucci Mane
B.I.G.
Twista
haha, i could do this all day…
Jurassic Pac
Lil Wayne of The Rings: The Return of The Bling.
Dr. Dre or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love A White Rapper
Coolio Hand Luke
Passenger 50 Cent (stole that one from the Boondocks)
Drakes on a Plane
C-Murder In the First
Glenngarry Rick Ross
Paul Wall Street
To Kill a Waka FlockingBird
Lil Romeo must die..
Fists of Blind Fury; De La Soul Surfer; Joseph and the Amazing Techn9necolor Dreamcoat; The B.I.G Lebowski; Back to Leaders of the New School
The Eminempire Strikes Back
Enter the Drag-On (remember that guy?)
MC Serch-ing for Bobby Fischer
Ma$e/Off
Digable Planets of the Apes
The Shyne-ing
oops, mo already got “drakes on a plane”…i read the first to then got all excited to come up with my own. no bite intended.
Bloodhound Gangs of New York, Tribe Called Quest for Camelot, Wal-E, Sammy Addams Family Values
The DJ Quik and the Dead
T.I. Know What You Did Last Summer
Hell Rell Up In Harlem
Out of Afrika Bambaataa
Captain Cam’Ron
Diddyshack
Office Ma$e
Birdman On A Wire
Leaving Nas Vegas
A Requiem For The-Dream
no_tax, you beat me to coolio hand luke too. apologies.
Ghost: Face Killah… Alien Atmosphere… Revenge of the N.E.R.Ds… Puff Daddy Daycare… Be Cool and the Gang… Honey I Shrunk the Kid N Play… Passion of the Christopher Wallace
Ghost: Face Killah… Alien Atmosphere…. Puff Daddy Daycare… Passion of the Christopher Wallace… Honey I Shrunk the Kid N Play…
Chingy Chingy Bang Bang
Master P and Commander, For Love of “The Game”, KRS-One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Nas Boot, Scarface (movie and rapper), The Wu-Tang Clan of The Cave Bear, Notorious B.I.G. Fish, House on Haunted Cypress Hill, Honey- I shrunk The Kid N Play, N.W.A Good Year, ET.I., Forces of Naughty by Nature, Kurtis “Blow”, Married to the Goodie MOB, The Pharcyde and Away, “Salt” N Pepa, Nothing In Common.
The Exorcism of Eminemily Rose. Drakes on a Plane is great. One of the comments was To Kill A Wacka Flocking Bird that is my favorite.
Mr. Andre 3000
Big Bois in da Hood
how the game stole christmas
close encounters of the busta rhymes
american history X…zibit
lock, stock, & 2 smoking snoop dogs
10 things i hate about young joc
Ja rules of engagement
The suge night before christmas
Treasure of the Sara MaD.R.E
Ja Rules of Attraction
Tag Team America: Whoop Police… Three Men and a Big Baby Jesus… Erin Barakovich (oh he’s the president)
dude, wheres my gang starr?
I love you, Gucci Mane
Water Big-Boi
Dro, Glengarry Rick Ross killed me. Good work.
the french montana connection
driving miss jay z
dont throw momma from the big daddy kane
Wu-T- tang
Easy-E A
Black Sheep
Ghost Face Killah
3rd Baseketball
The Power of KRS One
Freeway Willy
50 Cent of a Woman
Hova the Top
Who the fuck plays fantasy baseball?
Nipsey Hussle and Flow.
Too $hort Circuit.
fantasy baseball is for the gays.
Skee-Lo And Behold
Marky Mark And The Funky Brady Bunch Movie
Birdman On The Moon
Gucci Mane Street
About A Soulja Boy
Kreayshawn Of The Dead
JadaKiss Kiss Bang Bang
Black Star Wars
Ma$e Ventura: When Naughty By Nature Calls
Fat Joe Somebody
Richie Rich Prez
Revenge of the N.E.R.D.s
Pdiddy does Dallas
Lil Wayne’s World
had to come back for one more round….sadly, this was the highlight of my weekend.
Grandmaster Flashdance
The Fabolous Baker Boys
The Twilight Saga: E-Clipse
The Three Times Dope Amigos
Planet Terror Squad
Mr. Smif-N-Wessun Goes to Washington
A Skee-Lo Down, Dirty Shame
It’s Project Pat!
PM Dawn of the Dead
Lord of the Plies
School of Pete Rock
Sam Adams Family
Like Mike Stud(yeah some of mine are kind of obscure)
J Cole Miner’s Daughter
Boyz in the Ace Hood
Frank Ocean’s 11
Kanye West Side Story
The Cypress Hills Have Eyes
Sleep Away Camp Lo
OK, i think i’m done now…
Jay-z and silent bob strike bac
Wyclef can’t jump
Talib KWall-E
Shugie Nights
Immortals Technique
I dk if any of these are up there but I dont feel like reading all of them
American History Xzibit
The Hills Have Plies, N.W.A-Team, La Feminem Nakita, Raekwon Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Free Wale…or is that already a t-shirt?
Mobb Deep Throat
The Devil in Mike Jones
DJ Old Yella
Digable Planets of the Apes
All That Jazzy Jeff
For the Geto Boys
A Ludacris-mas Story
Citizen Kanye
A tribe called The Quest, hard to killer mike, wall epmd, armagedon (the dude from terror squad), g dep blue sea, bloodsporty thievz, 30,000 leagues skee lo the sea,
Raisin in the sunz of man, de la soulman, the color purple ribbon all stars, youngbloodzfist 7, the dungeon family guy, magnum t.i., lord tariq of the rings, b.i.g. Mommas house,
3 made men and a baby boi da prince, the mack 10, catch me if u canibus, the kuruptor, devin the dude wheres my car, a meek million to juan, along came a spider loc, pitch blaq poet, 4 young chrismases, stuck on u god, problem black child, nick cannonball run,kill ill bill
Mr magoriums 9th wonder emporeum
QuestLove Actually, Casper the Friendly Ghostface Killa, Riding in Cars with Geto Boyz, Horrible Rick Rosses, All Quiet on the Kanye Western Front
Don’t be a Young Lay to South Central while drinking your Curoc in the Hood
Horton hears a WhooKID…MIMS, Myself and Irene…Revenge of the N.E.R.D…Throw Maino from the train…Alize in Whaka Flackaland…Black Thought Down…Last house on the left eye lopez…Andre 3000 miles to graceland…and the last one i can think of right now is the Count of Monte Sisqo…have fun with those lol
Back to the odd future, forgetting Sarah Marshall mathers, beauty and the beastie boys, puff daddy day care, cheaper by the dirty dozen, DMX-Men, Swizz Beat’s List, Saving private Ryan Leslie, The notorious big lebowski, Paul WALL-E, eternal sunshine of the spotless mims, hotel rihanna, Finding N.O.R.E., Crimes and missy misdemeanors, Fast times at Rick Ross high
A Tribe Called Quest For Camelot
The Lauryn Hills Have Eyes
Ziggy Marley & Me
Akon Air
The Englishman Who Went Up A Lauryn Hill But Came Down A Mountain
Young Jeezy Frankenstein
Boondock saint lunatics
passion of the ludachrist, method man of fire, T.I.P. Gun, American History Xzibit, the elephant man,Snoop dogg millionare, D-12 monkeys, good will.i.am hunting, afroman on a ledge, from papoose with love