Rate This Clip: The NBA All-Ugly Team
When I was a freshman in college a girl I worked with at Chili’s once told me I looked like Tayshaun Prince. I remember it because it was literally the meanest thing anyone had ever said to me. The girl wasn’t exactly a sports fan, either. So when she said “I saw a basketball player that looks like you” I was forced to guess for a minute or so until I finally laid the hammer on myself.
“Wait….you’re not thinking of Tayshaun Prince, right?”
“That’s it!”
It was like a flaming spear through the heart. It wasn’t even like the girl was cute herself but my feelings were straight-up dismantled in three ugly syllables. Tayshaun Prince? Bitch are you insane? Even if I did look like Tayshaun Prince, that’s not something you say to someone’s face. That’s the type of shit you whisper about in the back with the dishwashers, like how we did about that time my boy banged you out raw dog in the back of his Scion and never called you again.
(104 votes, average: 9.14 out of 10)
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Thanks Travis
If it isn’t bad enough to be black (i say that lightly…do you see the pun there? do you?), you ALSO look like Tayshawn Prince. Double whammy.
I was absolutely laughing my balls off the entire time. And Ante Up made it that much better. Larry Bird with the snub of the century.
Wheres Sloth?…I mean DJ Mbenga
that video just fucking killed me…. david booth is the worst looking person ever and yeah mo i see the tayshaun
This gets a solid B+. I was with it all the way but C’MON SON, theres no way Mr Basketball Wife himself Eric Williams is left off this list. Dude should be on the Dream Team of ugly.
No McHale or Bird? What a joke. Fail!
No way you can compile a list like this and not include Jamal Mashburn… no way, no how: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/The-10-man-rotation-starring-Jamal-Mashburn-s-i?urn=nba-272816
http://gamevip.com/2010/07/top-11-ugliest-players-in-nba-history-and-their-chicks/
most of the ’86 Celtics would make the all-ugly team
Manute!
hahaha….GOT HER!
HOW is Joakim Noah not on this list?
greg oden should be number 1 all ugly team
CARON BUTLER
This list sucked, Starbury is kinda normal looking. No Popeye Jones, no Lebron, no Steve Nash, no scalabrine/bonner/amundsen/herrman
This video is old but none the less fuckin awesome. The music and the disses are amazing
Awesome vid…sorry bout the Tayshaun Mo but that may be your funniest blog. Kinda shocked though are you guys kidden me? No mention of Popeye Jones? Seriously? That guy is an all ugly team unto himself.
Ahahaha good shit. Scottie pippen: the only player to win six championships and still use a dating service
Gotta have monstar Patrick Ewing. Shawn kemp, Isaac Austin ….
they forgot Chris Bosh and Paul Gasol the 2 ugliest people in the game. when i see them i want to stick a burning torch in my eyes so i don’t have to ever see there ugly faces again
holy shit i was crying laughing at work..people giving me dirty looks and shit A+++
POPEYE JONEs!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
i didnt watch the video yet…im assuming sam cassel has to be in it right?