Reader Email: Bama’s Model Student Barrett Jones Thinks ‘Cum’ Counts In Scrabble
Reader Email
Mo,
Check out the words played in scrabble by a young Alabama center Barrett Jones. Fucking redneck hicks.
-Vlade
(Bottom left corner = cum, eat, and moisten)
Was just watching the same thing but didn’t have the quick eye like our boy Vlade (Divac?). Whole segment was on how he is getting his Masters and has above a 4.0 and is a brilliant model student athlete. Yeah okay. Bro is still an SEC football player. He’s still gonna write “cum” and “log” when he gets the chance. Doesn’t matter if he played violin as a kid or not. Football players are football players.
What’s a college degree from a school in the south equal in the north? High school? Associates?
UPDATE:
It counts! Looks like I’M the dummy.
Cum does count in scrabble…
It’s a real word so of course it counts in scrabble. It technically means combined with. So what were you saying about that college degree?
LMAO I literally took a picture of this and sent it to elpresidente…Cum for the triple word score!!! Great editing out of ESPN. They rave about Jones being the next Ghandi when at the end of the day the joke was on them
This makes no sense.. … Cum and Moisten are certainly words but you can only play one word at once.. Unless Cu is a word, then I guess I am stupid.
unless of course Close and Moisten were there already.. in which case he just threw a U in.. which is a poor play anyway. Regardless only lunatics make it all the way to the bottom left corner of a scrabble board, everyone knows you go up and to the right. It is how the brain works…
“What’s a college degree from a school in the south equal in the north? High school? Associates?”
An nfl contract. Which is different from this gold dome gayness that is on the field tonight
@titanium… you said “college degree”. not athletic ability so your point is mute.
There is nothing wrong with how that board looks. Every word on there can be made legally. And if you think cum only refers to semen it’s because you’ve been drinking too much of it.
“what’s a college degree from a school in the south equal in the north?” – ARE YOU FLAT OUT STUPID? If we’re talking state schools (which we apparently are) – it is usually worth A WHOLE LOT MORE YOU DUMB FUCK. Put UMASS, URI, UCONN, degrees/resumes next to a stake from UNC, UVA, and UT and find out which ones the recruiter/HR guy will look at first you idiot – state colleges in the north suck balls
Barrett may be a redneck but he is a smart kid ….I think he probably has looked through the dictionary and knows that cum is not just a word that frequents youjizzz.com like you and your boy Vlade.